The Velvet Hare - Chapter I - Mark
" You are cordially invited to the Velvet Hare. Rumours about the provenance of our delicious Bunnies are just that: rumours. I "You see this shit?" Mark said to his mates over a few too many pints. Johnny squinted at it, red-faced and incredulous. "I seen it, mate. That bellend you call a brother Mick has been blowing up the groupchat with this shit." THE VELVET HARE IS A HUMAN TRAFFICKING FRONT FOR THE ILLUMINATI - SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON FOR MORE! screamed the screencap, sent from an Instagram account called RealEyesRealiseRealLies. But that wasn't the interesting part: it was the message from a 67 follower account entitled "The Velvet Hare. " One need not indulge in conspiracy theories, but the Velvet Hare simply says this. The Velvet Hare is an exclusive gentleman's club. Exclusivity breeds jealousy. Any rumours about the provenance of our delicious Bunnies are just that: rumours. Rumours and gross speculation. " "Don...
